måndag 5 september 2011

D-bag no good son of a #@%!!*¤ bitch water!

So, this is Ramlösa. My unconditional love interest and companion for many years. I know it's sparkly water and not a person. I dont care. It's awesome. Or at least it was. Thursday evening it got spilled all over the keyboard of my laptop.
"You ungrateful piece of bubbly water crap bastard", I thought and put my dripping computer upside down to drain/dry.
Sunday night still soaking wet, after numerous and random rescue attempts, and the buttons of the keyboard still refusing to function properly.
So I went to my parents place and asked my computer wizzkid Dad to fix it.

He did.

For brunch/dinner last night I had a Pepsi.

And now it's only the "Alt" and "Ctrl" buttons that are slighlty funky, dont ask why, I wouldn't know the answer even if I bothered to.
Ramlösa, on the other hand, is hereby very booted out of mine and my almost back-to-normal-computers life. Thats what you get for acting like a prick/tryin' to play tricks on a sistah all of a sudden.

Ha!

PS. Laptops look AWESOME underneath their shells! #extremlyfascinatedbytechnicalstuff

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